the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
Bastet e Anúbis
This makes me giggle.
my very first date didn’t go well because we were at the movie theater and in the middle of the movie the guy just swiftly stuck his hand in my bra and cupped my boob and said “my boob” and i told him that if he ever assumed he owned part of my body again i would sell his intestines on the black market. not much has changed since i was 12
except 12 year old me could you know. get a date.
"thats not very lady-like of you"
*Deep Voice* Aoba
this is 1234567654654453% not ok.
"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS
NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS
JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
Never rebloged faster
PLEASE LET ME BE SORTED INTO HUFFLEPUFF :D
I seem to be in Hufflepuff…I was never a Gryffondor…
'PUFF PRIDE :D